Sunday 13 April 2014

Tricky answer to a tricky question. Cheating CEO Husband (Wife) or faithful jobless Husband (Wife)?

Would you rather have a Husband (Wife) who is jobless but honest or A Husband (Wife) who is a CEO but cheats; given you’re jobless? This was one of the questions when I and a couple of friends were playing a game on a smart phone. The popular answer was the jobless, but faithful husband (wife). In fact all the girls chose the honest jobless husband within the blink of an eye.

I on the hand had one clarification before I could make my decision; what kind of CEO is she? I know by now you’re wondering what kind of person asks a question like that, but if I’m going to have a cheating CEO wife, it better be a CEO who at least makes enough money to make me a millionaire once we divorce, which by the way is a matter of when than if. 


And you know what, for a jobless man with a jobless wife that same cheating CEO you didn’t marry might as well end up sleeping with your wife.  Soooo! You end up with the jobless and the cheating wife. Seriously, I swear that was, and I repeat that was a JOKE! If that makes sense to you. 

What about an NBA with Relegation?

The beauty of European Sports or more specifically the beauty of the beautiful game (Soccer) is that you pay a price for finishing on the bottom of the standings i.e. Relegation. In European Soccer a team gets relegated to the next lower league if it finishes on the bottom of the standing of the current league it is playing in.  Relegation makes the game much more interesting than otherwise because there is something to play for at both ends of the standing. That’s why in European Soccer games you hardly ever hear the term “Spoiler” as in American Sports. Because if you’re on the bottom of the standings with no possibility of winning the Championship, then you’re also fighting for your life to stay in that league. This unquestionably, gives you more desire to win games than any championship game.

Meanwhile in the NBA, once any mathematical probability of a team making the play-offs is crushed, then there’s arguably no motivation for them to play, because there is no punishment for finishing on the bottom of the standings, in fact isn’t there a reward for finishing with a bad record in the NBA? I thought so, because the worst teams get the first draft picks. As one New York Knicks fan told me “The Knicks should just intentionally lose the rest of their games to have great picks in the draft”. I actually liked the NBA’s idea of drafting system to give lower teams chance of recruiting top prospects for the purpose of parity. But when this gives teams an incentive to finish on the bottom once they know they wouldn’t make the play-offs, then the whole purpose becomes questionable. I am not saying NBA teams do this but they could. And personally I have my own reservations about whether the regulation of many, if not all American sports is for the claimed parity or for the money (For the league and the Franchise owners).

Like the title of this post, “How about an NBA relegation”, where the bottom teams in the Eastern and Western Conference gets relegated automatically. The question becomes, I guess, relegated to where? I don’t know, make one up. That’s the problem with the NBA, it’s the only league where you can play professional basketball as in most other North American sports. But where is the room for development? The NBA D league? I don’t think so, how do you develop in an uncompetitive league? As one NBA fan told me “it’s not even a league bro” when I proposed that it could be used for relegation. Take the British Barclays Premier League (BPL) for example, it is an NBA equivalent with 20 teams. Every year the three bottom teams get automatically relegated to the next bottom professional league, The Npower Championship and the top two teams and one player-off winner from the Npower Championship gets promoted to the BPL.  The bottom three teams in the Npower Championship also get relegated to the next lower division called the Npower league one, giving opportunity to the top teams in that league to also get promoted to a higher league. This process continues to the lowest division, essentially offering all teams an opportunity to compete in the top league based on performance.

This system of relegation maintains the importance of the games played by the supposedly lower ranked teams towards the end of the season, which might be at the risk of relegation. “In contrast, a low-ranked US or Canadian team's final games serve little purpose, and in fact losing may be beneficial to such teams, yielding a better position in the next year's draft.” Relegation comes with a huge cost to a team due to the different monetary pay-outs and revenue generating potential from the different divisions e.g. ticket sales, Commercials and T.V Viewing. As a result teams will avoid relegation and give their fans nothing less than their money’s worth when they log horns with the so called top ranked teams. No Championship game comes closer to the intensity of a game involving two potential relegating teams or a potential relegation team and a Potential Championship team. Because when two teams compete for a championship it is for glory, but when two teams compete to avoid relegation, they fight for their lives; They leave every single bit of energy in them on the pitch and I swear I have seen this games, they’re nothing short of a “Soccer War” where winning is the line between life and death.

If you make it to this point you’re probably wondering, why would you implement relegation in the NBA? Because for one it is going to expand basketball into untapped markets while creating opportunities for players who cannot make it to the NBA directly. Second it will be much more fun and interesting to watch the NBA because every team is playing for something, albeit at the two extreme ends of the standings. And finally because teams that are not good enough for the NBA will get relegated to the appropriate level and get replaced with teams that are prepared to compete in the league on yearly basis. Is the NBA ever going to consider the system of relegation? No! or at least not in the near future if you ask me. There is just too much politics buried under the so call “Regulation” of North American sports that doesn’t just support the system of relegation as in most European sports. The NBA specifically is too monetized and they won’t just let the New York Knicks get relegated and the potential loss of revenue that comes along with it, for example.
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